It Happens

Person: You're in band/orchestra? That's so lame.

Me: You're breathing? That's so lame.

instrumentastrology:

Taking your hair down after a marching show is arguably better than the feeling of any sexual pleasure.

Most to Least Likely to Prefer Cats to Dogs

instrumentastrology:

  • all of us and if you don’t like cats you better start liking them because if you think any of us are getting married you’re delusional. 
Most to Least Likely to Become a Jehovah’s Witness

instrumentastrology:

  • don’t be silly musicians are more intelligent than that but probably percussionists because they have too much fun with people’s doorbells and knocking rhythms

sassygayclarinetist:

if you can’t read ledger lines you’re WEAK your bloodline is WEAK and you will not survive the winter

(via instrumentastrology)

instrumentastrology:

sliverwhitewolf:

instrumentastrology:

The worst part of playing an instrument is the hating yourself for not being good enough until you’re in a deep dark sadness and then playing your instrument to escape that same sadness.

Have you been inside my brain?

yes the surgery was a success 

snapchatting:

life is easy, son. it’s just like riding a bike that’s on fire and you’re on fire and everything is on fire and you’re in hell

(via hunting-red-demons)

justinibiebers:

stuff you ask your mom:

  • mom where’s my towel
  • mom what do we eat for dinner
  • mom what time is it
  • mom where’s my phone
  • mom when do you come back
  • mom what day is it

stuff you ask your dad

  • dad where is mom

(Source: rightshere, via hunting-red-demons)

“how stupid of me; to think I was the only flower in your garden.”
— 6 a.m. thoughts (via bedsigh)

(via arthurthedragonking)

sportula:

also to all my new followers

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hello

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welcome

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i’ve been waiting for you

(Source: allamaraine, via pizza)

maverikloki:

deejohnes:

maverikloki:

I hear my mom shrieking downstairs, shouting up to me about “THE CATS! THE CATS!”

I run downstairs, thinking someone has died or something and see THIS:

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I FEEL LIKE I NEED TO PUNCH SOMETHING TO GET OVER THE ADORABLENESS

They look like they’re about to break out in a musical number

hence:

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(via noahthehuman)

spookyjohansson:

*Jesus does the cup song at the Last Supper* You’re going to miss me when I’m gone.

(Source: officialwintersoldier, via pizza)

Alex: Give it up for-

Crowd screams

Alex: Wait! Let me finish! I could have said Hitler and make all of you look like assholes